<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4066607534290043468</id><updated>2011-04-21T13:33:14.525-07:00</updated><title type='text'>doubleshotplease</title><subtitle type='html'>I just wanted a Grande, Iced, White Chocolate Mocha, they wanted Therapy"</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doubleshotplease.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4066607534290043468/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doubleshotplease.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Yolanda Renee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10406728260167465932</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>9</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4066607534290043468.post-2936439985591527182</id><published>2008-02-01T06:02:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-01T06:26:10.299-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Here Comes The Bride!</title><summary type='text'>"Grande Passion Tea Lemonade Sweetened for Leslie"Leslie grabs her drink and she sits back down at a table with a woman that appears to be much older than she is. The older woman starts the conversation:Woman-"So how are the wedding plans going?"Leslie-"Terrible, Carl's mother is trying to control everything!"Woman-"Like how?"Leslie-"By selecting the menu before I even had a chance to look at it,</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doubleshotplease.blogspot.com/feeds/2936439985591527182/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4066607534290043468&amp;postID=2936439985591527182' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4066607534290043468/posts/default/2936439985591527182'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4066607534290043468/posts/default/2936439985591527182'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doubleshotplease.blogspot.com/2008/02/here-comes-bride.html' title='Here Comes The Bride!'/><author><name>Yolanda Renee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10406728260167465932</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4066607534290043468.post-2635170649749638239</id><published>2008-01-30T11:17:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-30T11:34:07.791-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Down Syndrome</title><summary type='text'>    "Soy Chi Latte for Jackie"    Jackie seems to be about four months pregnant and she grabs her drink and wobbles to a table with another woman who is having a conversation with someone on her cell phone. The conversation goes as follows:Other woman-"Okay I am going to call you back Jeff, Jackie and I are at Starbucks and I don't want to be rude."Jackie-"It's ok Lisa, finish your conversation."</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doubleshotplease.blogspot.com/feeds/2635170649749638239/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4066607534290043468&amp;postID=2635170649749638239' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4066607534290043468/posts/default/2635170649749638239'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4066607534290043468/posts/default/2635170649749638239'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doubleshotplease.blogspot.com/2008/01/down-syndrome.html' title='Down Syndrome'/><author><name>Yolanda Renee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10406728260167465932</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4066607534290043468.post-6326271374936251355</id><published>2008-01-28T10:10:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-28T10:24:37.565-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Carla's Drunk Brother</title><summary type='text'>"Marble Mocha Macchiato for Carla"Carla is holding a conversation on her cell phone. She appears to be talking to a sibling. The conversation goes as follows:Carla-"A letter came from the Secretary of State."(pause)Carla-"It says that you were arrested and convicted for the offense of operating while impaired by liquor."(pause)Carla-"It says that your license is restricted and that the only place</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doubleshotplease.blogspot.com/feeds/6326271374936251355/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4066607534290043468&amp;postID=6326271374936251355' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4066607534290043468/posts/default/6326271374936251355'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4066607534290043468/posts/default/6326271374936251355'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doubleshotplease.blogspot.com/2008/01/carlas-drunk-brother.html' title='Carla&apos;s Drunk Brother'/><author><name>Yolanda Renee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10406728260167465932</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4066607534290043468.post-7410928508316423807</id><published>2008-01-26T07:16:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-26T07:32:31.368-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Carrie's Boobs!</title><summary type='text'>"Iced White Chocolate Mocha for Carrie"Carrie walks up to the counter and grabs her drink.  Now I'm not the one to look at another woman's boobs usually but hers have definitely caught my attention. They are extremely BIG and they look like they are hurting her. They could be hers but I doubt that very seriously. Carrie is of a lighter complexion and the top part of her chest area looks really </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doubleshotplease.blogspot.com/feeds/7410928508316423807/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4066607534290043468&amp;postID=7410928508316423807' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4066607534290043468/posts/default/7410928508316423807'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4066607534290043468/posts/default/7410928508316423807'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doubleshotplease.blogspot.com/2008/01/carries-boobs.html' title='Carrie&apos;s Boobs!'/><author><name>Yolanda Renee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10406728260167465932</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4066607534290043468.post-958745940184349700</id><published>2008-01-23T10:43:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-23T11:00:05.293-08:00</updated><title type='text'>"Cafe Latte with Peppermint for Marcus"</title><summary type='text'>Marcus grabs his drink and sits down at a table. He sits his drink on the table in front of the lady that is sitting across from him. He gently touches her hand and she puts her head down and begins to softly wipe the spilled coffee that is on the table with a Starbucks napkin.  Here is their conversation:Marcus- "We are going to get through this."Female-"I don't know Marcus, a baby?"Marcus-"I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doubleshotplease.blogspot.com/feeds/958745940184349700/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4066607534290043468&amp;postID=958745940184349700' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4066607534290043468/posts/default/958745940184349700'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4066607534290043468/posts/default/958745940184349700'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doubleshotplease.blogspot.com/2008/01/cafe-latte-with-peppermint-for-marcus.html' title='&quot;Cafe Latte with Peppermint for Marcus&quot;'/><author><name>Yolanda Renee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10406728260167465932</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4qGmQrssLNA/R5eOmPq_UoI/AAAAAAAAAA0/CcMHhgpBGmY/s72-c/cheating+couple.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4066607534290043468.post-177210326686243549</id><published>2008-01-23T10:04:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-23T10:19:38.130-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Lady who hates her Damn Job!</title><summary type='text'>A woman comes in and orders a Brewed Hot Coffee and makes an announcement to the baristas' about how she's late for work. There are about five people in front of her in the line. She glances at her watch and then the Hoopla games that are for sale. She picks up a bag of coffee and looks at it for a few seconds and she then puts it back on the shelf and frantically glances back at her watch again.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doubleshotplease.blogspot.com/feeds/177210326686243549/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4066607534290043468&amp;postID=177210326686243549' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4066607534290043468/posts/default/177210326686243549'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4066607534290043468/posts/default/177210326686243549'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doubleshotplease.blogspot.com/2008/01/lady-who-hates-her-damn-job.html' title='The Lady who hates her Damn Job!'/><author><name>Yolanda Renee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10406728260167465932</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4qGmQrssLNA/R5eE5Pq_UnI/AAAAAAAAAAs/LpSyRBBMgKc/s72-c/coffee+mug.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4066607534290043468.post-7844818131475862191</id><published>2008-01-21T22:52:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-22T13:02:33.378-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Charlie's Coffee</title><summary type='text'>"Will you be getting both drinks today Charlie?"Charlie is an older gentleman whose wife is deceased and Charlie comes in everyday and orders the same two drinks.  Charlie has been around long enough to remember when there wasn't a Starbucks chain. He comes in because the vibrant young baristas' remind him that there is still happiness in life. He loves to live vicariously through their stories </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doubleshotplease.blogspot.com/feeds/7844818131475862191/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4066607534290043468&amp;postID=7844818131475862191' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4066607534290043468/posts/default/7844818131475862191'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4066607534290043468/posts/default/7844818131475862191'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doubleshotplease.blogspot.com/2008/01/charlies-coffee.html' title='Charlie&apos;s Coffee'/><author><name>Yolanda Renee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10406728260167465932</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4066607534290043468.post-257728282713414235</id><published>2008-01-19T12:20:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-19T12:43:32.364-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Brewed Hot Coffee</title><summary type='text'>The simplest drink you can order at Starbucks is a Brewed Hot Coffee. In life those people who drink Brewed Hot Coffee are usually very complicated individuals. The Brewed Hot Coffee drinkers don't believe in the Caramel Macchiato or the Strawberries and Creme Frappucino. What they want is coffee in its purest form, all the other stuff is too fancy and their lives aren't fancy, they're real.So </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doubleshotplease.blogspot.com/feeds/257728282713414235/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4066607534290043468&amp;postID=257728282713414235' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4066607534290043468/posts/default/257728282713414235'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4066607534290043468/posts/default/257728282713414235'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doubleshotplease.blogspot.com/2008/01/brewed-hot-coffee.html' title='Brewed Hot Coffee'/><author><name>Yolanda Renee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10406728260167465932</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4066607534290043468.post-3878140243059788296</id><published>2008-01-19T12:01:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-19T14:55:35.740-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Name Game</title><summary type='text'>No matter how busy life seems, there's always time to visit Starbucks.  With the price of therapy increasing to hundreds of dollars per session, a $4.20 drink doesn't seem all that expensive. So here I am in Starbucks spending $4.20 for my therapy session. As I look around at the other customers, I realize that I am not the only one who buys into the "Starbucks Therapy" The coffee drink doesn't </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doubleshotplease.blogspot.com/feeds/3878140243059788296/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4066607534290043468&amp;postID=3878140243059788296' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4066607534290043468/posts/default/3878140243059788296'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4066607534290043468/posts/default/3878140243059788296'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doubleshotplease.blogspot.com/2008/01/name-game.html' title='The Name Game'/><author><name>Yolanda Renee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10406728260167465932</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4qGmQrssLNA/R5JcFbDPbSI/AAAAAAAAAAg/vUYg7LXuYa4/s72-c/starbucks+image.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry></feed>
